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	<title>:: BANCURI :: - aici distractia este la ea acasa</title>
	<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri</link>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Turistul crestin</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1032</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu animale]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diverse bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[munte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[turist]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[urs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un turist crestin merge pe munte si se intilneste cu un urs. Nestiind ce sa faca, incepe sa se roage tare:
— Doamne, te rog sa-i dai ursului ginduri crestine!!!&#8230; La care ursul isi impreuneaza labele si zice:
— Doamne, binecuvinteaza aceasta masa&#8230;
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		<title>Olteanul la frizerie</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1031</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1031#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[barbierit]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[frizerie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oltean]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tuns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean intra intr-o frizerie si-l intreaba pe frizer:
-Cat face la dumneata un tuns?
-5.000, domnule!
-Dar un barbierit?
-Doar 2.500.
-Atunci barbiereste-ma in cap!
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		<title>Oltenii la primar</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1030</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cearsafuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[craiova]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[primar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rogojini]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se duc oltenii la primarul din Craiova, sa capete permisiunea sa doarma
si ei in cersafuri, ca toata lumea, ca pina atunci dormeau pe rogojini.
-Bine, zice primarul, va dau voie sa puneti asternut, dar in prealabil sa va spalati pe picioare.
Un oltean nedumerit intreaba:
.Dom  primar, da  daca n-avem prealabil, putem sa ne spalam in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oltenii sambata</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1029</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1029#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[craiova]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rogojini]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sambata]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: De ce e sambata ceata in CRAIOVA?
Raspuns: Scutura oltenii rogojinile&#8230;
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		<title>Ardeleanul si capra</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1028</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1028#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ardelean]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bou]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[capra]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oltean]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean se intalneste cu un ardelean care ducea de legatoare o capra.
-Unde duci boul ala? intreaba olteanul.
Contrariat, ardeleanul se uita spre animal temandu-se de o sotie, dupa care riposteaza:
-Esti chior, nu vezi ca-i capra?
-Pai, eu cu capra vorbeam&#8230;
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		<title>Oltenii, moldovenii si bomba</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1027</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Moldoveni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bomba]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[moldoveni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: Din ce e facuta o bomba?
Raspuns: Din olteni si moldoveni.
Intrebare: De ce ?
Raspuns: Pt. ca oltenii sunt prosti de bubuie, iar moldovenii se imprastie.
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		<title>Oltenii si gatul lung</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1026</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1026#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ardeal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lung]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[olteni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: De ce au oltenii gatul lung?
Raspuns: Sa poata privi peste munti, sa vada cand apare un post de sef in Ardeal.
]]></description>
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		<title>Ion si Vasile</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1025</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1025#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Generala]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vasile]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[verde]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Bai Ioane ti-ai luat masina?
- Da Vasile,mi-am luat!
- Ce culoare?
- Cum sa-ti explic eu vasile&#8230; Stii culoarea cerului la apus?
- Da, Ioane!
- Este exact culoarea aia numai ca-i verde!
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		<title>Ne&#8217;a Marin</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1024</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1024#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Diverse bancuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Generala]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Haz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dulau]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vecin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Mai, Marine, spune drept! Azi noapte nu te-a trezit din somn nevasta-mea cand a strigat la dulau?
- Nu, dar pe saracul dulau il compatimesc. Am auzit-o spunandu-i ca o sa divorteze de el.
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		<title>Olteanul si plictiseala</title>
		<link>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1023</link>
		<comments>http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1023#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Light</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Olteni]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[haine]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oltean]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[plictisit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.gashca.ro/bancuri/?p=1023</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Intrebarea: Ce face olteanul cand nu are ce face?
Raspuns: Se dezbraca si isi pazeste hainele.
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